Urban Toking: How to Keep Your Condo Cannabis-Friendly 🚬🏙️

In a recent blog, we took an in depth look at customizing your vape space in the most excellent of ways. Unfortunately, for many of us who live in large urban centers, owning a single-family dwelling (FKA a house) is an impossibility and thus space is inherently limited. Condos are becoming the bleak reality for countless citizens, and we would wager that they’re all, officially, 100% smoke free. Stratas are quick to fine those who break the rules and with today’s rents and interest rates, who has money to burn? Well, we’re definitely not going to stop enjoying cannabis, so what are the best accessories for your house that will let you get lit in peace? We’ve got a few ideas, let’s take a look.

If you’re vaping concentrates, they really have no smell, but you’re probably sacrificing instead by needing to have a larger piece “out” or hit a much less enjoyable offering like a vape pen while using a DynaVap with some flower will have some residual odours but are super easy to keep out of view. On the other hand, if you are smoking weed, regardless of method, you will have different needs than a pure vaper. It’s all about your preference and finding a balance that works for you.

Blackout Curtains Offer Peak Privacy

If you do happen to live in a high-rise, there’s a really good chance that multiple neighbours are going to be able to see in your place. Transform your home with these blackout curtains, sold as a set of two panels, each measuring 52" wide by 84" long for a total width of 104". These curtains have simple silver grommet accessories, and with a 1.6” inner diameter, they add a touch of casual elegance and makes installation and sliding a breeze. These curtains offer a true blackout effect with their black liner backing, completely blocking out sunlight and UV rays to ensure a restful daytime sleep. Additionally, the heavyweight fabric significantly reduces noise, creating a peaceful environment. The unique two-layer construction features triple weave blackout fabric that balances room temperature, insulating against summer heat and winter chill while protecting your privacy. Easy to care for, these curtains are designed for long-lasting use and should be dry cleaned with low-temperature ironing for maintenance. If people can’t see in, they definitely can’t rat you out! Blackout curtains have a few additional benefits on top of privacy, like keeping your place cooler and reducing any potential fading for your collectibles and fabrics.

Privacy on Your Patio is Possible, Too

Many of the items we chose for this blog are more geared towards building a low pro, comfortable vape spot on your deck. As we’ve suggested blackout curtains for extra privacy inside, we have two seclusion options for your patio. First, is a plain, more traditional privacy screen. You can enhance your outdoor space with this high-quality privacy fence screen, crafted from 200GSM high-density polyethylene. This breathable fabric allows cool breezes to flow through while providing excellent UV protection and privacy. The durable copper grommets, strategically placed with three in each corner and evenly spaced on all four sides, ensure secure and stable installation using the included zip ties. Available in multiple colors and sizes, this outdoor privacy screen is perfect for balconies, patios, decks, backyards, pools, porches, and apartments.

Or you can transform your space into a lush, green oasis with this realistic artificial ivy privacy screen. Designed to mimic the natural look of ivy leaves, this decor brings a blooming, earthy feel to both indoor and outdoor areas without the hassle of watering. Easily customizable, you can cut it to your desired size and shape and install it using zip ties or tape. Whether used as wall decoration, a fence, or a privacy screen, the densely packed leaves provide excellent blockage from harsh sunlight while allowing airflow. The added mesh backing ensures enhanced privacy and wind protection. Made from durable, fade-resistant plastic and polyester, these leaves maintain their vibrant, evergreen appearance year-round and are easy to clean. With overall dimensions of 118” (L) x 59” (W), it’s ideal for beautifying and adding privacy to any dank space.

Make your life easier and block the chance of any vapour getting out of your unit

When sharing hallways and entrances with others, you want to be sure that your vapour or smoke isn’t exiting from under your front door. This draft stopper is an essential accessory designed to seal gaps at the bottom of doors, preventing air and drafts from entering your home and will have a side impact of helping you to save on energy bills as the warm air in your unit will not be escaping. This versatile draft blocker also keeps out noise, dust, bugs, smoke, and odours, ensuring a comfortable living environment. Measuring 30 to 36” long and fitting door gaps up to 1.4”, it features easy-to-adjust Velcro for effortless installation and movement with the door. This draft stopper is suitable for all interior doors; it glides smoothly over carpet, wood, tile, and linoleum. Keep your vapour in and drafts out with this super effective stopper.

Air Purifiers = Fresh, Breathable Air

The Blueair Pure Max air filter features enhanced HEPASilent performance for faster cleaning and less noise. It effectively cleans large spaces (up to 1,116 sq ft in 30 minutes) using dual filtration technology that removes 99.97% of airborne particles down to 0.1 microns and traps household odours. The Blueair smart app offers customizable features like scheduling, air quality monitoring, and Alexa voice control, while its intuitive display and simple controls make operation easy. The Blue Pure 311i+ Max Genuine Replacement Filter ensures optimal performance. If Storz & Bickel made an air filter, it would work this well, but be black.

Enjoy Your Grass Outside

If living in a condo leaves you without a green space, let’s make your space for green, green. First, you’re going to want to get some artificial turf, cos it feels nice under your feet if nothing else. Enjoy the lush, green beauty of this realistic artificial grass turf year-round. With a lifelike color, soft texture, and dense 1.18” height, this turf looks and feels just like real grass. It's designed with drainage holes for high permeability, ensuring quick liquid drainage, making it ideal for pets to enjoy. Crafted from high-quality, fireproof material, this durable grass turf can withstand prolonged exposure to rain and sunlight without fading or falling apart. Low maintenance, the turf is easy to clean with soap and water, dries quickly, and can be cut to any size to suit your needs.

Adding a patio set will really bring maximum comfort to your outdoor space; you’re going to need some place to sit and surfaces for your gear. You can easily transform your outdoor space with this stylish and durable 3-piece Patio Outdoor Wicker Bistro Furniture Set. Featuring two comfortable chairs with waterproof zippered cushions and a tempered glass coffee table, this set is perfect for your porch, balcony, or patio. The cushions are made from high-density rebound sponge for ultimate comfort and can be easily removed for cleaning. The table's tempered glass surface makes cleaning up spills a breeze. Crafted from all-weather, UV-resistant rattan and a high-quality powder-coated steel frame, this bistro set ensures long-lasting durability. The anti-slip foot pads enhance stability and protect your floors. Easy to assemble, this modern bistro set adds a touch of elegance to any outdoor area, inviting relaxation and conversation. Now you can sit back, dig your feet in the faux grass and enjoy some real grass, that good good.

Plants Would Really Spruce up the Place

You’ll want to add some decorations to class up the joint and you can add a touch of nature to your space with this super cool 3-foot-tall artificial agave plant. Featuring an intricate, thick trunk and spiky leaves, it comes complete with a pot and moss, making it a perfect addition to any nature-inspired decor. Crafted from high-quality, UV-resistant materials, this outdoor artificial plant retains its vibrant colors and withstands various weather conditions, ideal for patios, porches, and gardens. Enjoy the beauty of a full, fresh, and odour-free plant every day without the hassle of maintenance—simply wipe it down with a damp cloth if it gets dusty. This versatile faux succulent seamlessly complements any interior or exterior design, from mid-century modern to farmhouse and boho decor, making it a stylish and timeless piece for any setting. Fake grass, fake plants, even if you have the memory of a stoner, you won’t be needing to save these decorations from under-watering. 

Cannabis vapour and smoke can linger in the air and a good little fan is the perfect way to keep some steady airflow in your space. Experience refreshing coolness with the VFAN Mini from Vornado, featuring easy-to-use 2-speed dial controls that let you customize the airflow to your preference, from quiet cool air to soothing white noise. Its timeless retro metal design is both durable and aesthetically pleasing, making it a perfect fit for your desk, bedroom, dorm, or living room. The adjustable tilt head allows for multi-directional airflow, ensuring you can direct the breeze exactly where you need it. With Vornado's iconic design, the VFAN Mini delivers powerful, far-reaching airflow, a legacy that dates back to the original Vornado fan of 1945. We’ve got one of these little guys at home and it’s the ideal inside fan that is efficient and aesthetically refreshing.

We never thought we’d be writing a product description for an air freshener, but here we are. Febreze is the peak of odour control. Experience the ultimate freshness with their unscented formula odour eliminator. Perfect for those sensitive to scents, it effectively neutralizes odours without leaving any fragrance behind. Housed in a large 27 oz bottle, this product ensures you have enough to tackle multiple areas, keeping your fabrics fresh and odour-free for longer. Its versatile use makes it suitable for various fabrics, including furniture, clothing, and carpets, providing a comprehensive solution to all your odour problems. By working at the molecular level, it neutralizes odours instead of merely masking them, ensuring a long-lasting fresh environment. The convenient spray bottle design allows for precise application, making it easy and effortless to freshen up your space. 

Many of us chose vaping in the first place for stealth reasons. Smoking weed may be easier (it’s not) than using a vape, it may be cheaper (it’s not), and it’s something almost every stoner is comfortable with (this is true), but it is not as subtle as taking a hit off a dab pen or enjoying your DynaVap while on the go. Regardless, everyone wants to enjoy their product of choice using their preferred method of enjoyment and even for the vaporizer purists, chances are you will smoke weed in your home and need to quickly cover it. By taking the party outside when you can, and utilizing the proper inside tools, you’ll be able to partake in cannabis in your home, wherever that may be.

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